In which this is a 'journey'-free zone

I write this with absolutely no offense to others losing weight, especially bloggers.

But, I officially announce, this blog is a Journey-Free Zone.

I don't mean the fabulous '70s/'80s rockers, but rather the use of the term "my weight-loss journey." It's so cliched. I am not Frodo trying to return The One Ring to Mount Doom. I'm just trying to lose weight and get fit.

For some reason, "journey" just hits a clunky wrong note. Sounds very Lifetime for Women-y.

So, all other nouns may apply, just not the J-word.

And, to prove how much I enjoy the other Journey, here's the cheesiest Journey video ever: