In which I survive a Bucket of Danger

My Dad, God love him, visited us recently and brought the kids a "Candy Cookie Bucket."

He's always bringing the kids junk, but that's what Grandpas do and I'm fine with that. Usually it's candy or individual cookies, but a bucket?

Good Lord, that's akin to bringing your junkie daughter a bucket of crack and a dirty needle.

Seriously, Dad. A bucket? Stick with the individual cookies.

Of course, I had to check the NI on the bucket. 4 Points per cookie. Decided it wasn't worth it.