In which I think something I've never thought before

I bought a new pair of pajama pants at Target a few days ago.

Finally got around to wearing them last night. Took them out of the bag, ripped off the tags and put them on.

Too big.

I checked the unfortunately-already-ripped-off tags: L.

Should have bought an M, I thought.

Wait. WTF?

I actually sat on my bed and pondered that thought: Should have bought an M.

I don't believe those are words I've ever put together in my head.