I bought a new pair of pajama pants at Target a few days ago.
Finally got around to wearing them last night. Took them out of the bag, ripped off the tags and put them on.
I checked the unfortunately-already-ripped-off tags: L.
Should have bought an M, I thought.
I actually sat on my bed and pondered that thought: Should have bought an M.
I don't believe those are words I've ever put together in my head.